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and bloom like the cherry blossoms

you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim

and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh

Windowsill Pie Bandit rwblackout (Warning: May attract UFOs withWanted for crimes against unattended desserts!!! Dont be fooled by the buttery, laminated charm of these Beat Gs. Ignore the cartoon scent trail curling through the air, beckoning like a windowsill pie with zero supervision. Go ahead, slip them on. Next thing you know, you're elbow deep in pastry, demolishing fruit pies with zero witnesses and even less restraint. Its a slippery slope, but this life of delicious crime looks good on you. (P. S. Youve