UGH People Men's Tee Gildan 5000B his voice reaching a pitch

his voice reaching a pitch that could shatter glass

the words "That's A Horrible Idea" are emblazoned across the chest in a font that oozes sarcasm

starting in late September and extending into the first weekend of October

the day the librarian's parrot triggered a town-wide false alarm became just another whimsical chapter in Peculiar Springs' peculiar history

UGH People Men's Tee Gildan 5000B his voice reaching a pitchTom, a recluse extraordinaire, had a peculiar way of avoiding people. One day, while at a crowded party, he invented a fake language called "Solitarese" and started speaking it fluently. He claimed that the only way to understand him was to be equally anti social, and surprisingly, a small group of introverts huddled around him, nodding and pretending to comprehend. Tom had unwittingly become the leader of a club for those who didn't like people, all