🚵‍♂️ I Survived Hartman Rocks (Barely) – Mountain Bike Injury Commemorative Shirt (*Or at least my collarbone didn’t.) | Funny Shirt piss glitter Because sanity has no business

Because sanity has no business crossing the Florida border

or anyone who takes their coffee as seriously as they take hurricane prep

✅ Cougar humor t-shirt

Dead inside but still horny

🚵‍♂️ I Survived Hartman Rocks (Barely) – Mountain Bike Injury Commemorative Shirt (*Or at least my collarbone didn’t.) | Funny Shirt piss glitter Because sanity has no businessEvery trail has a story. This one ends in X rays. Whether you went over the handlebars, kissed a tree, or just watched your buddy somersault into a bush, this shirt honors the legendary pain and glory of Colorados most brutal bike trail. Designed in honor of a friend's heroic collarbone sacrifice, this tee is your badge of honor for dodging disasteror not. Perfect For: Bikers who like their trails gnarly and their bones optional Friends who turn